putting this on my phd graduate cap

Being depressed is really weird because you want someone to care enough to check on you but you don’t want someone to care enough to worry about you

it doesn’t matter how slow you go so long as you don’t give up

ok someone please explain this to me 

No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69

Yooo dis me lmao