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One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

todays bird
noise dept.
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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unrealistic. blocked,

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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.
One of New York Central’s “Mercury” engines in Chicago, 1936.
Where did these go, because I desperately want them back.
You do NOT want them back.
They look neat but there’s a reason these beasts were retired. The Mercury Streamliners, as they was known, got off to a good start. They improved the quality of travel and attracted many tourists to the rail service, which in the 1930s was already growing less popular as a result of the flourishing air travel industry.
But it was not to last. In 1938, a Mercury Engine plowed into a cow named Bessie in upstate New York and, lacking a cow catcher, the collision tore off part of the sleek streamlined veneer that covered the engine underneath. This is what a Mercury Streamliner Engine looks like under its slick armor:
Clearly visible are the three toothy skulls with phallic lobed craniums and bladed jaws. The public was horrified.
To explain, the Mercury Engine was designed by Hans Richard Giger, father of future “Alien” creature designer Hans Rudolf Giger. Like his son, Hans Richard was known in the art world for his dark and disturbing designs. Having won the design contest for the Mercury Engine based on its exterior, the manufacturers were willing to ignore the unseen undercarriage’s necessary skeletal and demonic fashions.
Once seen however, the jig was up. The public demanded the engines be taken offline, and it didn’t happen a day too soon. It seems the Swiss architect had designed his trains with much the same mentality with which Ivo Shandor designed 55 Central Park West- As a doomsday device.
Had the Engines been online only ten days longer, they’d have seen The Day of The Awakening of the Unholy Star, a Neokhlystic holiday on which the world was mourned in preparation for the end of all time. As designed, Giger’s trains would’ve come to live, devouring and digesting their patrons in a blood sacrifice to the Satanic Lord of Carnage, Beelciftan. Had the sacrifice been accepted, the apocalypse would’ve swept from New York across the globe. So said the legend.
Here’s the thing- Legend or not if the Mercury trains had remained online a week after they were revealed as demonic devices, their owner, Bill Gruss von Krampus would’ve had the funds he intended to send to the Nazi Regime in Germany in 1938, which would’ve allowed them to start their nuclear program two years earlier. This would’ve given them the Bomb in 1943, two years before the United States completed its Manhattan Project.
So the demonic plot may well have come true in reality had the unsettling underskeletons of these beasts been revealed. There is now a monument to the Cow of Albany that died to reveal the truth.
Thank you Bessie, for without you the world would be a different place, if it still existed at all.
What the fuck did I just read
I'm too high for this.
Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing
Precious
First day of life up until 6th grade
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and then….
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
Update:
2 years since my coming out
2 years on hrt
2.3 years on hrt
2 and a half years on hormones
Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes
At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving.
These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)
During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.
I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would.
Lil mini update!! It’s my 5 years on hormones and I think that’s quite the milestone to be proud of so here’s some pics since the last update.
Can’t wait to see how the next 5 years go!
New Update!!
Today is my 6 years on HRT! Half a dozen years seems like it went by a lot faster than i thought it would but I’m so grateful for the place that I’m in both with my appearance and my perception of myself. I feel a confidence I never thought I could achieve.
me, every time i see this thread: oh god she’s so pretty
me, still scrolling: oh god she’s so pretty
me, at the end: oh god she’s so pretty

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ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.
This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.
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just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason
i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans
IM FUCKING LOOSING IT
I made this and I'm very proud of it but all my content is going on a Facebook page that's more related to communism and leftism so it's going to go unappreciated there. 😤 So I'm making a rare tumblr post to share it.
My daughter and I were watching St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses last night and the way Ms Heinous says this reminded me of this meme so. 🤷♀️
Legend of Zelda D&D Accessories made by TrapsAndTrinkets
I just absolutely GALAXY BRAINED and none of you can handle it.

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Yo, so the PostSecret guy is ADAMANTLY REFUSING to moderate the neo-Nazi propaganda being posted all over his page
His response to me was to “email Mark” instead of, you know, taking responsibility for his fucking IP and turning off comments. Nazis will take any platform, and refusing to deny them YOUR platform IS SUPPORTING THEM.
And his shitty response to MULTIPLE people telling him that he needs to do something?
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
Jesus
I bet those two are couple now..
me too
This is such a great story
update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends
rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun
I used to think i was introverted bc I really liked being alone but it turns out I just like being at peace & I am very extroverted when I’m around people who bring me peace
When it gets to the point where I can’t be heard without raising my voice, the party’s too big for me.
sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it
Especially since these exchanges were usually improvised between Frank Oz and Jim Henson.
Comedy gold.
@its-easter

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This is genius.
this hit home