'Are you there, detective?'

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“The suitcase on the stairs isn’t going anywhere.”

“Don’t call me bad, you’re the worst I’ve ever had!”

“I wanna be your valentine.”

“You’re like rust.”

“All I can say is that the drugs don’t work no more.”

“You pick, you choose, you lose the dare.”

“I don’t remember how I looked before he got to me.”

“Just remember, you’ll be alright.”

“Would I still want control even when you don’t?”

“I should have given it away.”

“You always said you’d give it up.”

“Please don’t come around.”

“I never said I didn’t feel the pain.”

“I like when you burn me for the bad things that I do to you.”

“Promise you’ll stay awake tonight.”

“Don’t go soft on breaking my heart.”

“Don’t just leave me here for dead.”

“Why did you say you care?”

“Please don’t look at me that way.”

“You owe me another night.”

“Seven hours isn’t that long.”

“Why couldn’t you be a little more like someone else?”

“Your skin’s a lot like plastic.”

“Your heart is mine.”

“Pack your bags and leave tonight.”

“Can’t you see that there’s something not quite right?”

“I’ll just commit a little crime and then I’ll take back what I’ve lost.”

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“Don’t you guys think this is a little bit cruel?”

“Maybe we should start with a little, you know, making out, and see where it goes from there.”

“It was just a prank, [Name].”

“You guys are jerks, you know that?”

“Let’s party like we’re fucking pornstars, okay?”

“Oh yeah, I’m bad. I’m a badass.”

“Somebody’s getting a little friendly… and not in the friend zone kind of way. They might need to check the expiration date on their big break-up.”

“Come on, guys, we’re all friends here, right? No need for violence, just a little harmless fun.”

“When are you gonna take her to the bone zone?”

“At least I can think. 4.0, bitch. Honor roll. Suck on that when you’re trying to sleep your way into a job.”

“You couldn’t buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.”

“I think you bring out the worst in her.”

“Please tell me you’re gonna take a vow of silence.”

“I want us to have a good time, you know?”

“[Name], I really like you. Whoever you think I am… just give me a chance and I will show you what you need.”

“I feel like someone’s watching us.”

“Play your cards right and maybe you’ll get lucky.”

“I swear, they just need something to bond over, ya know? Some sort of traumatic event to send them into each other’s arms.”

“You wanna ruin our fun THAT BAD? Well GUESS WHAT? You can’t! You can’t ruin our good time! Because [Name] and I are gonna FUCK! That’s right! We’re gonna have SEX! And it’s gonna be HOT!”

“Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!”

“Go suck an egg!”

“How does it feel? Do you enjoy feeling terrorized? Humiliated? I mean, panicked?”

“You know what that sound is? It’s the sound of never kissing [Name].”

“You think you can handle that?”

“I’m going to murder his fucking face off!”

“Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!”

“Alright, let’s get going ya fucked up son of a bitch.”

“I thought we were close. He said I was the only one who understood him.”

“Pretty quiet place, isn’t it?”

“Can I pet your dog?”

“I love your ____! Where did you get it?”

“Didn’t know anybody else was here.”

“Sorry, is this seat taken?”

“You haven’t seen this ____ anywhere, have you?”

“Wow, this line’s really long isn’t it?”

“So, you come here often?”

“Yeah, can I help you with something?”

“What do you usually order when you come here?”

“So- weather’s pretty nice.”

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t see you!”

“Don’t suppose you know where to get a great meal around here?”

“Can you tell me how to get to ____?”

“Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?”

“Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!”

“You need directions or something?”

“This seat’s open!”

“Haven’t seen you around. Need something?”

“Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?”

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

❝ I ask for so little. ❞

❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞

❝ Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave.❞

❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞

❝ That’s not fair! ❞

❝ Give me the child. ❞

❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞

❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞

❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞

❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞

❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞

❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞

❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞

❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞

❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞

❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞

❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞

❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞

❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞

❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞

❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞

❝ You have no power over me. ❞

❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞

❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞

❝ Was that wrong? ❞

❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞

❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞

❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞

❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞

❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞

❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞

❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞

❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞

❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. ❞

❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞

❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞

❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞

❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞

❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞

❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞

❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞

❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞

❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞

❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞

❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞

❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞

❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞

❝ I do believe in you. ❞

❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞

❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞