J-Crisp

Don't talk about weight loss and diets to your daughter, don't talk about weight loss and diets around your daughter, don't comment on your daughter's weight, don't tell her she has to weigh herself every once in a while, don't ruin your daughter's relationship with food, don't make her feel bad about the way she looks. I'm sorry if diet culture fucked you up but please try to break the cycle instead of perpetuating it. Thanks.

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

happy anniversary 

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

#its like when a cat sees something exciting and their pupils get big

I don’t want to hear anyone complain about Wanda making a new reality to be happy when Captain America went back in time and started a whole ass new alternate reality to be with Peggy

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

Three different guys in the same shelf. I repeat. We have three different guys in the same shelf and one of them has his CHEEK MEAT hanging out like it’s nothing

when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.

imprisoned for small crimes

2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april