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i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

a hometown is a type of dead wife

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

it’s really funny how oru views qifrey like a brooding orphan with trust issues who he can fix with homemade pudding cups and tough love while qifrey thinks they’re like if prometheus and sisyphus had to meal prep for a family of six on top of the eternal torture

for april fools im deleting this entire website sayonara you weaboo shits

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure