Deathsoul666

He uses crab stove gloves.

You guys would be having the longest cultural exchanges talks known in paradox space mark my words.

Karkat will no doubt have the most talk about quadrants. Not only because he is hella invested in this, but also because he wants you to understand his view on the relationships between the two of you. So, with it, his troll-queerness.

You snuggle together to human-sleep. Karkat is somewhat less pissy about the naps in comparison if he were to just human-sleep.

though, sometimes, he would have to abandon you in your rest to nap in the cocoon.

Kankri was the one to bless you marriage, he was the priest at the wedding. He is also the biggest fan of your couple, which is expressed by material support and adncives on human and troll stuff to karkat and you respectively. "KANKRI, I APPRECIATE YOUR ALL-SO-HOLY LESSONS, BUT WE HAVE ONE OTHER TO LEARN ABOUT OUR INTERSPECIE BULLSHIT." "In vacuum, I c9mpletely agree with y9u, Karkat. Th9ugh, y9u must understand, 6eing in already la69ur9us engagement either human 9r tr9ll r9mance are, 6ut c9m6ined this is- and excuse my p9ssi6ly triggering expressi9n- w9uld 6e even m9re t9ils9me. I d9 n9t have any d9u6ts, y9u are capa6le t9 empathyse with humans, and especially y9ur partner - n9r d9 I imply their validity 6eing 6y any means flawed. In fact, I am c9nfident they are 9ne 9f the- if n9t the m9st- valua6le s9urces 9ut there, especially f9r y9u. 6ut, f9r y9ur 6etter understanding, all9w me t9 enlighten y9u 9n the different perspective in athr9p9l9gy I assure y9u, y9u will find exciting. […]"

ok

moving on

Karkat gotten into cooking purely because it was convenient. Watching his romcons and doing soething else on the side always felt more fulfilling. It just so-happened to be cooking mostly.

Jane would definetly be the guru to Karakt for cooking - and she would love to be in help for a friend.

You would always be saneaking up on Karkat to hug him from behind when he cooks

He will likely wear his title as human-like (male) wife, as they tended to express their feeling in every way trolls would interprit as quadrant. So he wants to express them to you!

Karkat is the type of guy to always be hungry foe attention, even if he is all pissy about it, so hug him plz

Karkat is an exellent kisser

The guy would sometimes sit and admire his wedding ring, then jolt pretendign he was doing soemthing else even by a slightest alien sound.

ty for the request and sorry for the list being kinda underwhelming i REALLY had hard time imagining stuff for this one.

hi

grown ass men (ref under cut)

1) Offence

As the Witch class manipulates their aspect, they most likely cannot cause wounds with their powers. Of course they can still physically harm someone with a weapon and then once the target is already wounded they can tear them to pieces. Being able to cause maximum damage at lower levels would require the target to already be critically wounded, as manipulating smaller wounds (such as cuts or scratches) to destroy a target is likely more of a god tier ability.

2) Support

The first ability is the reverse for healing/support, with smaller wounds being easier to close and larger ones being impossible to affect until higher levels. It’s also likely that the Witch of Blood cannot fully heal a wound, only reduce it to a superficial injury as this ability falls into the Sylph of Bloods portfolio.

3) Manipulation of bonds

The Witch of Blood would have similar abilities to the Witches of Heart and Mind, being able to manipulate pre-existing bonds to either unify or divide a group. This could be extremely useful in getting the sessions team to work together or reducing the enemies capacity to work as a team. If the Witch was working against the sessions players however, they could potentially ruin the groups friendships.

The Witch of Blood is a very balanced class, capable of taking the offensive or supportive role in any team, making them an excellent addition to almost any session.

Works well with: Sylph of Life, Knight of Light, Seer of Heart

Works poorly with: Witch of Mind, Prince of Heart, Bard of Blood

Witch is the active manipulation class.  Witches are able to physically manipulate their aspect through themselves, rather than through others. Witches are speculated to be able to choose which area of their aspect to control, and are thought to have mastery over their aspect if they god tier. Witches are known for breaking the rules of their aspect, an example can be seen when Feferi creates an afterlife, almost as if overcoming the challenge of her aspect and creating life where there is none. An alternate universe Feferi who had reached god tier was able to overcome the death of The Mayor by extending his life span.  Jade had never left her island home but was able to change the laws of physics upon god tier and choose which space to  occupy, and which planet to be on during her time on the meteor with John by using her god tier powers. Damara traveled backwards in time on her meteor causing her to be “born” after Aradia before she went back to the time she should have lived in. 

The Heart aspect represents soul, personality and essence of being. What makes you, you. Heart players are said to walk the path  of self, meaning these payers will strive to learn more about themselves, discovering who they are - or perhaps less willing Heart players will have no choice but to uncover truth about themselves. This aspect is said to cause splintering in a hero’s personality, perhaps as a consequence for the route to self discovery they find themselves on, they will have to splinter many times before they find their center, and what they find in their hearts which they pride themselves on most, who they really are - their identity. Examples of splintering within Heart players can be seen in Nepeta’s fondness for role-play, and how she lives a life she wishes she could lead within a character she created for herself. This can also be seen in Dirk’s various versions of himself, such as his Auto Responder, his robot & his dream self which he can keep conscious at the same time as his regular self. The Heart emotion also deals in feelings of love or attraction. This can be noted within the Leijon’s passion for shipping. Heart players may be sensitive and sympathetic, understanding troubles of the heart and being passionate individuals themselves - destroyer classes possibly being an exception. Heart players are notorious for suffering heartbreak, as can be seen within the unrequited love between Nepeta and Karkat, the tragic end to the matespritship between Meulin and Kurloz, and the unsuccessful relationship between Dirk and Jake. The Disciple also suffered the loss of The Sufferer after having experienced love for him which went beyond the 4 standard quadrants. The Heart aspect is linked to intuition and is believed to be the antithesis of the Mind aspect.

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