i started playing this in my room and across the hall i hear my roommate go “….ugh ……whatever”
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i started playing this in my room and across the hall i hear my roommate go “….ugh ……whatever”

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this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable
i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now
A 2017 classic updated for the new game.
i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

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Ever make a meal and suddenly go ooooooooh this is going to be my lunch for seventy four days and then it will never see the light of day again.
Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”
I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”
Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”
“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”
“Not even if you need to cover?”
I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”
They looked distressed at this idea.
To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”
There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”
So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.
You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever
what it feels like asking anyone 1+ years younger than me if they wanna hang out

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches
"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

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my older sister has been taking care of a baby starling recently and she keeps sending me the ugliest fucking pictures i’ve ever seen
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