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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.
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thereβs nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic
I really like this website because somebody will be like βthereβs nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlickerβ and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.
so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.
"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????
wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]
Iβm not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down
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really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi
BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor π³π¨
^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls
^ shrimp in there
@teaboot we have been woefully ignorant of the possibilities
having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time
Is your Dungeons and Dragons character too happy? Are they too settled into their life and thusly require some kind of personal tragedy to motivate them to leave it and take up a life of adventuring? Try Primus Tachonis!
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Primus Tachonis is so versatile as a backstory tool he has professional D&D players raving:
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Scientists have developed a breakthrough βsuperfoodβ for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in
TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there arenβt enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.
youβve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins
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i am tired and i will never be free
do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but donβt do it hungry. eat a snack first
if ur lightbulbs are cool toned im leaving
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victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says βbegging your pardon sir, i know it ainβt much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only heβs been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i havenβt the heart to tell him i canβt grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said itβs all due to your wonderful skill, sirβ and sweeney todd goes βno problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to dieβ
My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.
Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.
He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.
Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.
