Hand Holding Slut

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

I bet it would feel good as fuck to be a foxgirl and have your gf brush your fluffy tail

The amount of slavery in Ancient Rome was legitimately terrifying tbh

Y’all know that I’m into ancient Roman history and I do a lot of research on it but even though I should be used to it by now sometimes I read an anecdote about how an individual slave was treated and I’m hit with the realization that like a third of the population was living like that and I just need to put my head in my hands for a second

When you study ancient history you’re reminded that slavery has never once been kind or justified. It just takes on different forms of evil in every time and place that it infects.

Lurking under this is also the fact that most Roman mining operations were done by slaves in conditions that were far more brutal than those of household slaves, to the point that sending a slave to the mines is a threat I’ve read leveraged multiple times in separate texts

Showing up to the Warhammer 40K tournament with my army of model kit robot girls

See, the joke is that, next to actual Warhammer figurines, model kit robot girls look really really big. And I like that, yknow?

THEY IN LOVE

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

there is a myth told by the Dark Powers That Be that you get uglier as you get fatter. That is the devil speaking. You actually get way hotter the more weight you put on, it happened to me

I need to fuck dr kel and also give him estrogen