🧨 𝐣𝓲ᶰ𝚡є𝕕💥

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Keep salting the wound I'm close

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might