🧨 𝐣𝓲ᶰ𝚡є𝕕💥

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Credit where credit is due, if someone loved me as much as Olruggio loves Qifrey I would simply Perish. My man's actually doing a very good job in spite of the circumstances because if my boybestfriend looked up softly at me and smiled while he promised to stay by my side and always make me feel safe enough not to lie I would actually have a heart attack. And I'm not even cursed.

Imagining Olruggio doing the "flirt by stealing his hat and wearing it" thing to Qifrey while drunk and the whole time Qifrey is actively having a heart attack

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny