leaky space blob

Thought I had Big Scary Meeting at 2pm today... Nope it's at 4pm, I'm already on the train into town, it is 1pm, I am so early...

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.

When we "Lose" a lesbian when she comes out as Bisexual you should probably say things such as "huzzah", or "i like your shoes, miss bi lady"

also v true!!!!!!

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

oh she really meant it when she said sunflowers in the kitchen the universe is shifting and it's all for me

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now