if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

What the fuck do you mean grief isn't linear... I have things to do. Deadlines. Appointments.

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

WHEN do you ever feel that

the worms yearn for escape

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍

All across social media, people are saying the same thing: we want alien dick pics

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

asexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial