I know I left my uterus somewhere around here...

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

detonates my blasthog

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun

She looks kinda nervous. She's surprisingly tall. She's got looong socks. She's just like me.

Babies first big post, I forgot about this thanks anon