You met me at a very strange time in my life

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

who thought it was a good idea to hand 12 year old girls razors & be like. use this incredibly sharp tool to remove ALL the hair on your body every single week or else you will henceforth feel like a Disgusting Beast :-)! whose idea was that

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

Why did I laugh this hard.

I hope both of hillary clinton’s kidneys fail at the same time

Dope until she crowdsources replacing them both and millions of milquetoast white people apply to it with hunger games ‘I volunteer’ gifs on Twitter for three weeks

please don’t make me think about this

The first time I read this I read it as Hillary Duff not Hillary Clinton and I rly wondered what fucking beef op had with Lizzie Mcguire

You need to hire a HUMAN to sit with your goats 24 hours a day and fist fight any coyotes that threaten them

this is so funny.

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in