Life Is Good

dont worry i would never fire beams

aaauuuughhh (User perished from beam attack 12/27/2022)

“..unspoken love is more tangible.” What? No is no ya fucken reprobate, have ye ever actually BEEN in love? If we’re in a relationship, and u dinny have the courage to tell me that shite, am packing the bags, how’s that for tangible. Is nae 7th grade, we submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known OUT LOUD lit fucken adults. Did no have this lonely childhood and existential crisis and spend all this money oan therapy no tae hear you tell me am worth this love out loud and am supposed tae ken because u hoovered the rugs last Saturday

I think one of the best things about Clue (1985) is that nobody goes through any character development. They're all just trying to solve locked-room murders as they're being committed, overacting, and delivering witty lines. Nobody learns anything except who killed people. Tim Curry is there too.

god, the people you put on this planet to listen to my chemical romance are being forced to work

when oscar wilde said “to define is to limit” and when walt whitman said “i contradict myself, i am large, i contain multitudes.”

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you