Regionally Inappropriate Ambient Bird Noise

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

Why has no one delivered a delicious blueberry crumble to my door? Why??

Not often does one get to see a majestic juvenile bald eagle successfully capture an unattended hamburger.

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.