Currently writing a pile of Good Omens. Fan art, derivative works, podfics, and anything else are most welcome! Just tag me :)
Marital Aids for the Eldritch Couple ⋔
Crowley and Aziraphale roleplay as an innocent angel and a big scary demon, respectively. [not safe for work]
Wrestling With Your Demon 🪽
In Crowley's flat after Armageddidn't, Aziraphale sees a certain statue, and gets certain ideas. [not safe for work]
Holding Hands with the Devil 🫖
The night at Crowley's flat: Crowley is hurt. Aziraphale helps. [safe for work, minors, and anyone who's not a demon trying to clean up a holy water mess]
more under the cut...
A Home Through Winters Infinite 🎄
Aziraphale and Crowley's first Christmas in the cottage. Aziraphale frets; Crowley comforts. [safe for all but mince pies]
Tempter, Oyster, Looker, Love 🦪
Crowley enjoys watching Aziraphale eat. A lot. It only takes him 4500 years to figure this out. [not safe for work or oysters]
Lover Boys 🎵
The Bentley gets a little more musically stuck than usual. It’s almost like it’s trying to tell Crowley something. [shockingly safe for work. very silly. spot all the hidden lyrics!]
While the Sands o'Life Shall Run 🌹
A season 2 interquel with a certain demon at a certain French restaurant. [sad bois. safe for everything except angst. featuring romantic Bible quotes]
Starmaker's Legacy 🌕
A 100-word drabble about a little trip Crowley takes in '69, off the record. [sweet, spacey, safe]
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ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at.
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Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.
This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.
Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.
Maybe this is too many hobbits.
We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.
But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.
So away you go.
And things go bad in the worst possible way.
Over and over.
You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.
It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.
You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.
Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"
still laughing at crowley saying aziraphale only calls him when something good happens or when something bad happens or when nothing happens. like congrats man that's all the things
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yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
