anyway

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

where would we be withour kermit

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

Hamilton

that's not rap music

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

do you live in the suburbs?

Yeah, why?

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

i can’t do this anymore

not everyone you lose is a loss

Units of measurement mean absolutely nothing to me thank you

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

Having a signature scent is so crucial when establishing an aesthetic and should not be overlooked. 

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!

If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children

There are a *lot* of “I had to go through this shitty situation so my child can go through it too” ass people in this world and I just don’t understand it. Heal yourself before u have kids, like PLEASE.