please excuse me... I need to fangirl!

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

chicks rock

As a noted supporter of womens rights and wrongs I fully support the yassification of drug dealing

i say eat the rich but the moment taylor swift is brought into the conversation suddenly i'm not hungry

I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but "The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking" and "Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny" are two statements that can and should co-exist

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

It’s time we admit that Jupiter Ascending is Star Wars from the universe where Galaxy Quest is Star Trek

This dog is better at volleyball than I am by 100%