ImperialKatze

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

I care very much

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

NO!!! THAT WAS NOT GENTLE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am, if nothing else, a slut for The Implications

You want to create a series primed for optimal transformative work? Leave the most burning questions unanswered but drop just one or two really disconcerting stray bits of dialogue. Make the setting campy with just a few Troubling Coincidences no one fully addresses. Let the audience catch a few worms but keep a forest of barren hooks looming ominously in the distance. Give the fans a sandbox and fill it with landmines.

anyway, my parents got their hands on a copy of Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die, so very soon I'm going to walk into a lake and never come out

just saw a Reddit post from a woman who had a memorial tattoo dedicated to her childhood friend turned high school sweetheart who died unexpectedly at the age of 20. her new boyfriend said that it’s weird and makes him feel “disrespected” and makes him feel like she’s not over her ex and suggested she should get it removed. the top comment said “it’s fine that it bothers him but he shouldn’t demand you remove it” I just want to say no, it’s not fine that it bothers him and if you find yourself jealous of your new girlfriend’s dead longterm boyfriend, you should get a fucking grip. got beef with a dead kid? mad that your girlfriend still thinks about her prom date who died a tragic premature death? loserrrrrr.