oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

were you a disney, cartoon network, or nickelodeon kid? dinosaur or superhero kid? kim possible or totally spies kid? legos or hotwheels kid? barbie or polly pockets kid?

do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??

groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather

i have got to go missing

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

u gotta be mature enough to understand that u also have some toxic traits, it’s not always the other person.

This is what good pussy sounds like *Lego video game building sound*

february 1st?? what the fuck. what’s next? february 2nd?? a 3rd of february???? give me a fucking break.

my hot take is that you don’t have to love being single or love being alone. if you can’t spend a second in your own company there’s a problem, but wanting love and companionship is completely normal and natural. you’re not weak or mentally unstable for feeling lonely or yearning for partnership and friendship. we do need each other, we need community, we need love, it’s part of our dna to be social creatures.

fuck hustle culture i love not doing anything. i love not getting out of bed i love being late i love not working when im at work and i love watching time dissapear like it’s afraid of me

everything annoys me but im being so brave about it