Ehe

how do you tell someone “i’m not ignoring you i’m just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation” without saying that

Brain broken. Still like you. Talk later

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

*lying* why would i lie

fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws

I have feelings about a fictional character and I’m about to make it everyone else’s problem.

I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them

holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling