innocence in a sense

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

That’s the sirens bitch

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

when you go to therapy

“A dead parrot from the hot weather.. :(” “Ah, no. It’s a corn.”

adhd is literally just always like “that’s for future me to deal with”

i could literally be bleeding out on the floor and adhd would be like don’t worry about it man you have plenty of time to sort that out

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!