Calm Yourself

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

imagine you’re at your rehearsal dinner and a lady just sits down and tells you a lesbian ghost story for 9 hours straight.

there are more male than female serial killers. inequality at its worst! it's time for every #girlboss to become a serial killer and fill this unjust gap

i wanna be very clear that my celebrations are not particularly about biden winning, but they absolutely are about trump losing

no joke, I’ve watched this about 30 times for sanity

When I first heard the quote I thought “this is the best pro-biden ad I’ve seen” and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like “let’s just use that as an ad”

Sorry ellie I gotta reblog