KatCast

Wishing a good ace week to all the asexual hackers and pilots on the run from the Olympians this week.

raise your hand if you’ve ever been emotionally devastated by a podcast

Look, I’m sorry Jonny Sims didn’t emerge from your speakers like an indie podcast version of Sadako Yamamura, hold you gently by the hand, look you in the eyes, and say “The Archivist kept forgetting the lighter because he was supernaturally unable to perceive it. I thought I was being obvious, what with the fact it was given to him by the embodiment of mind control and manipulation and he has been incapable of remembering it since it was introduced, despite multiple people pointing it out to him (up to and including the Big Bad’s emissary during her villain monologue). I should have realized I couldn’t compete with wannabe fandom comedians’ determination to run ‘Jon is so stupid’ jokes so far into the ground they’re starting to become avatars of the Buried.”

Reblogging this again. (Insert don’t make me tap the sign again meme)

You know, at this point I don’t think even the above scenario would work with some people, since there are some who still missed the obvious hints that Jon has always believed in the supernatural and his skepticism was all an act to keep something supernatural from harming him. Hints like Jon explicitly saying “I’ve always believed in the supernatural, I believe every statement that’s gone on tape, the skepticism was an act to throw off a [supernatural] being that I believe is watching me”.  Maybe if Jonny Sims crawled out of the speaker and hovered over their shoulders as the scrolled tumblr dot com with a spray bottle in one hand ready to be employed whenever a hilarious “lol can’t believe jon doesn’t believe in the supernatural even after an evil spider monster tried to eat him” post shows up. 

(Cecil Palmer voice) Jon Sims, you know, the archivist?

[Jon Sims voice] Statement of Cecil Palmer, regarding a scientist arriving in the town of Night Vale. Original statement given June 15th, 2012. Statement begins.

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

Y'all might wanna check out @knovesstorytelling and their podcast Murray Mysteries. I think you'll have a good time with it :3

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Cat with an audio credit???

Prof Van Helsing refusing to tell anyone else her theories until half the cast is either dead or deeply traumatised: gasslight gatekeep girlboss