this is trash

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

sorry i didnt catch that. my penis was going off

shoutout to the systems with alters who are nothing more than their roles. shoutout to the alters who people never meet, never see, because they fulfill their role and leave. shoutout to the alters who can't feel any emotions other than emotions associated with their roles. shoutout to the alters who can't perform any tasks or actions outside of their role. shoutout to alters who recognize how little substance they have and are content and fine with it. shoutout to alters who don't even recognize themselves as part of a system because all they do is fulfill their roles. you do not have to be a fleshed out, fully conscious being to be real and matter.

i wonder what happened to my childhood fairy alter? :/

Haters will see you fall asleep in the front seat and say "his ass is too tall"

call your girl DVD logo the way she'll be bouncing on it after ten minutes alone with me

I got out of bed and cleaned my room AND SO CAN YOU!