curly haired pokemon princess

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

theres nothing as soft and comforting as your voice.

everything is soft with you

Me:*talks to someone about my feelings* Me:*feels actual physical disgust*

Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince you that he hasn’t already eaten dinner.

You have a reputation for being horribly indecisive. In truth, you’ve been cursed with the ability to see every possible negative outcome of every choice you make, no matter how minor.

Oh boy let me tell you a thing about anxiety

everyone: you should get your driver’s license! me, leaning forward, lips touching the mic: I have Anxiety

#so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT

#well if it’s gonna be extra might as well make it gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@plentysaki

@baenemy

this is so unnecessary. can’t i even enjoy my ice cream without the gays interfering

@flappingduster