Kat Rampant

@dominawritesthings

Me when the tweezers come out: What… Me when the thing: NO! Me when the other thing: [breathless screaming]

Lesbians I love you more than anything else on this planet and all your little posts are cute but do you all realize how much of a commitment running a small farm is

“I just wanna live on a farm and sleep in while my wife brings me tea in bed” like no dummy wake the fuck up it’s 4 in the morning and your wife needs help milking the cows

kidz bop cask of amontillado

Is that…..

y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this

someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing issue with Hannigram, Really

they’re cannibals, susan

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

corn cat…reblog for a plentiful harvest

@dhurkedatz