Move on. Do better.

god employers really do be like: attach your cover letter here. now attach your resume here. now re-enter everything you just put on your resume but do it manually and with the least user friendly piece of shit software you've ever used in your life. now you'll never hear from us again. now fucking die ❤️

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

someone put me down in a flat surface and keep me still so i can calibrate

Ice cream sandwich

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

I must start watching this.