The life and times of an Urban Samurai

@urbansamurai007

38. Male. 5'8" chubby. Dfw -> YYZ -> YQY. Taken. This is my blog of anything i want! the music that i like, My favorite sports teams. random ideas about and throughout the day. and just other fun stuff i feel like posting up! Body positive. LGBT positive. Instagram= urban_samurai007

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The Team got their new jumpers in today! I'm a fat arsenal but I love it! Also, enjoy those pasty ass legs.

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zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

comeonamericawakeup

And supporting that change.

cryptotheism

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

bobakett

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

bobakett

Oh wrong post

cryptotheism

No stay in this space with me

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alexandriad

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

swirling-orbs-of-disorder

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷‍♂️

everyone-loves-purple

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

fromsiberia

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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chilewithcarnage

when you accidentally type gmaul instead of gmail

persianmom-deactivated20251026

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

thememedaddy

whosurisold

No,,,,,,, we are not!

sydnasty2

As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

lustcannibalism

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

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bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

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