The life and times of an Urban Samurai

Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess something to you.

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

round of applause for big areolas

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

i cannot be normal about you please spit on my face

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently