The life and times of an Urban Samurai

@urbansamurai007

38. Male. 5'8" chubby. Dfw -> YYZ -> YQY. Taken. This is my blog of anything i want! the music that i like, My favorite sports teams. random ideas about and throughout the day. and just other fun stuff i feel like posting up! Body positive. LGBT positive. Instagram= urban_samurai007

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The Team got their new jumpers in today! I'm a fat arsenal but I love it! Also, enjoy those pasty ass legs.

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boccher

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

akindplace

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

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you’ve been moving around a lot? FATIGUE!

you’ve not been moving around? FATIGUE!

you’ve been standing? FATIGUE!

you’ve been sitting? FATIGUE!

you are simply conscious? FATIGUE!

you’re sad? FATIGUE!

you’re apathetic? FATIGUE!

you’re happy? Headache…AND THEN FATIGUE!

dogpuppy

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noah-wyles

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

fluoritegalaxy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

bowlby4

captain-price-returns

quasi-normalcy

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

graham-folger

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

quasi-normalcy

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

dogpuppy

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