I Hate Nathan Fielder

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

can I talk to you in the woods about something

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins