#carpenter bee

White-cheeked carpenter bee found outside of a library. Trying to look gansta amongst some pretty white flowers and looking like a marketable plushie. I mean his face is a sad bird with a droopy beak and eyes. He can't even hurt me because guy bees can't sting. What is he trying to do? Ram into a giant who is more than a thousand times bigger than he is??? He'll do as much damage as a marshmallow. And not the usual kind, the extra-sugary, dirt-cheap kind that melts instantly and doesn't even bother to squish like most marshmallows. How can those tiny wings lift all that rotundness? He hovers around with the grace of an elephant doing ballet. Bro keeps doing little spinnys and loops and in his head, he's piloting one of those jet planes going at a bajillion miles per hour. I'm surprised that such a phat ass can be carried at all and maybe that is the true miracle.