You Be Moon Ill Be The Earth

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

I think about this comic every day

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

Please tell me this is a dog toy

Oh that's gotta be a buttplug

dog toy

See, that's either a dog teething toy, or a very bright and novelty cock ring, and I don't know which is worse

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.