my homestuck karaoke booth

Yo Dave Strider he was just thirteen When he installed a strange game on his machine Designed to play in a world foreseen

Gonna fix it all, ‘cause he is Dave Strider

When the timeline was doomed, these kids, they didn’t quit He and Rose figured they could just replay it There was a great gold flash, everything got changed There was stuff from the Game now in his brain

Davesprite, Davesprite

When he first woke up he realized He had amber hair and tangerine eyes He could phase through walls, disappear and fly! He was much less mainstream than the other guy.

It was then Davesprite knew what he had to do: He had to help Alpha Dave avoid what he’d been through He’s here to fight for me and you!

There's monsters in the mansion yard, mansion yard, mansion yard There's monsters in the mansion yard, mansion yard, Jude!!

LEAD INVESTIGATOR - JUDE HARLEY

Okay it's time to fly to Joey, fly to Joey, fly to Joey Okay, it's time to fly to Joey, Langly, do or die!

Hiveswappin across the universe (Kids on earth have got it bad, alternia's worse!) Hiveswappin across the universe (Grab some snacks you've got the time Three years till the next verse!)

STATUS UPDATE - XEFROS TRITOH

There was a boom in Tetrarch's hive, tetrarch's hive, tetrarch's hive! There was a boom in Tetrarch's hive, Tetrarch- you OK?

Okay it's time to fly to Joey, fly to Joey, fly to Joey Okay, it's time to fly to Joey, Frohike, time to go!

There's monsters in the mansion yard, mansion yard, mansion yard There's monsters in the mansion yard, stay away, Jude!

PLOT DIRECTION - TETRARCH FIAMET

Eleven days to save the earth, save the earth, save the earth! Eleven days to save the earth, TTYL bye!

There was a boom in Tetrarch's hive, tetrarch's hive, tetrarch's hive! There was a boom in Tetrarch's hive! Dammek? Where'd you go!

Okay it's time to fly to Joey, fly to Joey, fly to Joey Okay, it's time to fly to Joey, I'm running out of birds!

There's monsters in the mansion yard, mansion yard, mansion yard There's monsters in the mansion yard, we'll handle them ourselves!

Hiveswappin across the universe (Kids on earth have got it bad, alternia's worse!) Hiveswappin across the universe (Write your fics they're close enough Who knows when's the next verse!)

RINGLEADER - MARVUS XOLOTO (<- not really sure who should be #5, dammek or trizza most likely but they're both so absent idk)

take the stage, it's slam or cull, slam or cull, slam or cull take stage it's slam or cull, babes

Eleven days to save the earth, save the earth, save the earth! Eleven days to save the earth, sorry, AFK!

There was a boom in Tetrarch's hive, tetrarch's hive, tetrarch's hive! There was a boom in Tetrarch's hive! Dammek? Answer me!

Okay it's time to fly to Joey, fly to Joey, fly to Joey Okay, it's time to fly to Joey, Byers save the day!

There's monsters in the mansion yard, mansion yard, mansion yard There's monsters in the mansion yard, Jude is on his own!

Curtains up, break their legs! Eleven days, but not as we know them

Find the key. Power to the portals Full throttle to Act Three!

Hiveswappin across the universe (Kids on earth have got it bad, alternia's worse!) Hiveswappin across the universe (Get some snacks you've got the time Three years till the next verse)

Hiveswappin across the universe (Kids on earth have got it bad, alternia's worse!) Hiveswappin across the universe (Get some snacks you've got the time Three years till the next verse)

i fucking love my dog wife im a lucky guy it's hard to know where to look things moves so fast ive been keeping up the grind i guess im older and its harder when youre older to rewind

creeping jungle broken windows musty floorboards a buckled wall its fucking dope to find this but on my own its all...

so much damage sodden carpet peeling paper choking vines ill join her soon but for now im still standing here with what's not mine

and when the moonlight hits the office wall on this warm and humid night i see how fine this hive could be i see it so damn clear whats the matter he should be standing here…

bad foundation moldy pictures rotting sofa gaping hole it's a lot it's a lot to keep under control

somethings cracking someones missing piles of milkbones and debris killing me crushing me pushing me

but when hope's light hits the office wall on this warm and humid night i see how fine this house could be i see it so damn clear what's the matter why am i standing here

dear jade, im fine my story’s one i thought i understood i told it and i gave you every bit of dave i could but the edges of the world that held me in have gone away and im pushing back on stagnancy and changing into something so sublime

and i am a man and now i know who i am now and where to go i cant go back my way forward is through i might still be a hero too

and when his hope light fills the office walls on this warm and humid night i see how fine this house could be i see it so damn clear!

obama why am i standing here?

TONIGHT, I'M GONNA EXPLAIN JUST HOW THIS GOES DOWN FIGURE IT OUT-- JUST READ THIS, (i am not reading that) IT LAYS THE BASICS OUT, DAVE (not happening) JUST STAY YOUR ASS PUT AND LISTEN TO ME, OR JUST KILL ME NOW. JUST KILL ME-

why? im having a good time, having a good time im a porno star showing off my sack (YOU DISGUST ME) like a bishie snogging with all the troubled teens im an artist dude painting racks like leo davinci im gonna draw draw draw theres no stopping me

WE FOUGHT RIGHT OFF THE BAT, FUCK! JUST WHAT DID I DO? THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU FUCKING STRIDER PRAT- YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T MEAN LIKE THAT! I'M GONNA KNOCK SOME BASIC TROLL KNOWLEDGE INTO YOU!

JUST KILL ME NOW im having such a good time, im having some fun JUST KILL ME NOW if you wanna have a good time, then settle your buns JUST KILL ME NOW but were having a good time JUST KILL ME NOW well im having a good time, i wont let you off and run

im curiosity landing down on mars, met some aliens YOU'RE ON AN ASTEROID, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND im allegorical- using metaphors, like theyre merchandise filling all all all all all all the stores im filling up the sheets yeah, the mayor agrees thats why they call me rapper strider d im handing out the sickest beats im gonna give my super illest lyrics to you

JUST KILL ME, JUST KILL ME, JUST KILL ME no no no JUST KILL ME, JUST KILL ME ooh ohh you like it JUST KILL ME, JUST KILL ME i won't let go let go JUST KILL ME, JUST KILL ME AAAARARRRHJGHFKDHGKHGHDG

you drew the dick, that was all you, and that one I DID NOT DRAW THAT! caught red handed dogg I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE! the evidence suggests otherwise

YOU'RE DRAWING ALL OF THOSE, DAVE, LET GO OF MY HAND thats why they call it penis ouija, bro, that eas'ly coulda been a ghost I WANNA STRANGLE ALL THE IRONY OUT OF YOU!

JUST KILL ME NOW im having such a good time, im having some fun JUST KILL ME NOW if you wanna have a good time, then settle your buns JUST KILL ME NOW but were having a good time JUST KILL ME NOW well im having a good time, i wont let you off and run

IN MY IDYLLIC FANTASY, WE WOULD CHOREOGRAPH OUR UNSUPERVISED INTERSPECIES PUPASCENT PURGATORIAL ROADTRIP SUCH THAT WE NEVER HAD TO LAY BULB, LET ALONE PRONG, ON EACH OTHERS' OFFENSIVE FORMS AGAIN! ANY DEVIATION FROM THAT SERENE, BUCOLIC VISION OF HYPERPLATONIC SOCIAL HARMONY IS ENTIRELY YOUR WILLFUL IMPOSITION! AND AS I HAVE STATED FOR THE COURTBLOCK: NOT INTERESTED

sucker love, we're their descendants underfoot of their intent part of their hearts, and we are spent on remnants of their discontent

carve away one of your arms your rifle raised to spread his harm

cause there's nothing else to do, every me and every you every me and every you, every me

sucker love, you won't refuse they made the choice so you can't choose this is the love that lit his fuse, and now my romance to abuse but the flame between us ebbs, never burns the spiderweb and there's nothing i can do, every me and every you every me and every you, every me

sucker love, the pain it brings, living to revive their fling pucker up for heaven's sake, there's never been so much at stake

i'm drowning, cannot hold the weight it's hard to shoulder all this hate but there's nothing else to do, every me and every you

every me and every you, every me every me and every you, every me

though i'm already half blind, i see i'm selfish, i'm unkind sucker love, the greatest guide, another page I must abide though we're destined to bring light there's only dark and doom in sight something borrowed, something blue every me and every you, every me

could it be that you need me? to fuck with you, to make you stronger promise me you'll let me be the one the worst of all your enemies don't pretend you don't wanna be and say that we'll be kismeses

bein a perfect troll dont go two that extent our genocidal goal doesnt make much sense oh could you be the hope i'm destined to destroy? now that youre here, i dont look so crazy do i

could it be that you need me? to test your strength, to make you faster promise me you'll let me be the one the worst of all your enemies (oh my god get off of me) say that we'll be kismeses

my old friiend you are a ma2ter of thii2 game we both feel warm but you pretend that you don't even feel the 2ame well played

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