save the dream

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

people are talking about max losing this championship in spain when in fact lando is winning it because of the monza swap without it he would've lost

the greatest comfort is that this is what his championship feels like. unearned, stale, fraud, gifted. this is the legacy he will carry with him, this is the stain on his wdc for the rest of his life. he has to live with this wdc being his because he was gifted a position after a bad pit stop, after begging and pleading and whining on the radio. people booing him because he never deserved it. and max looming over it all as the absolute best this season. this is what he has to live with. that’s his legacy and coming to think of it? it’s exactly what he deserves. congratulations.

lando norris this title was handed to you at every turn on the same silver spoon that you’ve been eating from your entire life. do not think that for a second you earned this.

listen. every generation must have it's pathetic undeserved champion. the 90s had villeneuve, we have norris. it's just fate. unfortunately.

florist in monaco makes 1 billion dollar per year selling red roses to f1 drivers

excuse me he listens to bruce springsteen and sings purple rain by prince in the karaoke, he's a DAD with DAD music taste.