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People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

Just occurred to me that some of you may have never seen this music video. They had absolutely no reason to make it the way it is but damn they went hard.

One of the backstreet boys in 1997 : no I’m TELLING you, monster fuckers are the future.

you can’t trust MEN because they’ll act sooo nice and polite and pretend to be your best friend and snuggle up with you and look at you with their big kind eyes and then once they pull you into a false sense of security they’ll puke on your bedsheets and leave

hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok

What makes it additionally worst is the red banner says “German style”

…and isn’t that the flag of Spain?

This is a triumph of globalism. 

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga

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