Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Thor who forced Loki to be plugged for a fancy party, watching him squirm and try to keep calm when there's two massive plugs in his pussy and ass. To make matters worse, his cock is caged up and just when he finally gets comfortable with it, he turns on the vibrations and Loki just starts whimpering and moaning and has to go to the bathroom, but when he does, Thor follows and cums into his panties. Then he turns the vibrations on a low beating pattern and drags Loki back out just in time for the dancing portion of the party

World Heritage Post

My legacy on this site I fear.

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

This is my new favorite thing

‘portraits of people reacting to nudity’ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk

according to the notes, yes, the subjects do know ahead of time that he will be nude, so yes, this is very funny and cool