Kali

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

The self coddling goes crazy like sometimes it’s about you, other times it’s not. It’s very situational and that’s the problem that comes with the pop psychology interpretation of self love, is that people are so focused on operating from a main character lens that they can’t even differentiate between whether it IS about them or if it has to do with other circumstances the person is going through. Ultimately the inability to read the room because of this neurotic self absorption does nothing but hurt your capacity for human connection. Like who wants to befriend or be in a relationship with someone whose ability to decode situations stretches only as far as “what does this mean for me” .

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"