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Everyday I see a nothingburger celeb gossip story about a celebrity being ‘rude’ to fans and it makes me so happy I am not big leagues famous. I’ve been recognized twice and once was that time I got nervous and said I was NOT Tumblr user [insert my URL at the time]. If I was a real celebrity, children would come up to me and be like “Hey! You’re Algernon [LAST NAME]!” and I’d be like “Not anymore, I just filed off my finger prints then I burned my driver’s license, draft card and birth certificate.” in a completely deadpan voice before fixing them in my unnerving autism stare. No amount of PR training could make me not a complete fucking freak.

All that exists deserves to perish.

average take from people who have never had good gay sex

Okay well this is an Engels quote so this holds some pretty big implications for his relationship with Marx. Also I have had gay sex, there is nothing inherently gay about it.

Marx and Engels were huuuuuge fans of goethe's faust, so I guess it was intentional. Awesome.

We're talking about Faust right now. Don't derail.

Derail? sounds like you got d railed

Don't be ridiculous 😠.

in a way i am my own dead wife

Matching pfps, matching tattoos, matching wallpapers, matching outfits, matching hairstyles, matching hairstrand color, matching nails, matching scars, matching bracelets, matching necklaces, matching accessories, matching drawings, matching paintings, matching makeup, matching arm drawings, matching playlists, matching blogs, matching profiles, matching plushies, matching legos, matching nicknames, matching EVERYTHING.

do you ever want to say some bullshit