Kammie's Pod

Okay, so the way its depicted can make it considered a darkship, but anyways, fully believe in 🕷 being an incel, and 💎 is just a nerd

Ooo, okay, listen I love assigning characters paraphilias so hear me out on 🛹 with symphorophilia? He has no affiliation with The F3ds before the island and ends up finding a very easy way of indulging in his para, he can tattle on other islanders to The F3deration and watch the events unfold and he finds ways of getting people in trouble with The F3ds, and so on.

I personally don't have any actual headcanons revolving zooph!lia but I've always wanted to argue to morality involving mc mobs, some are more like animals, some are more like monsters, etc etc. On top of that, 💎 isolates themself most of the time and is only surrounded by mobs and villagers, so...

Out of canon, I love making these two a healthy relationship but I just KNOW in canon it wouldn't be healthy at all, L

Anyways, 🐻‍❄ treats 🗡 like some sort of guard/service dog in my head

I'll be so real, when it was first announced 💎 was canonically dead, the first thing I went to write about it was 🛹 digging up their corpse, originally to see what they looked like because he knew the other dude that died but not 💎, then proceeded to have some fun

Not a big incest shipper personally, but 🐻‍❄ x♟️ holds a place in my heart

Mm, love me some legal age gap, did 🛹 x 🎥 for this – I imagine 🎥 felt a bit guilty when they first got into a relationship because of how big their age gap is [47 x 23] but 🛹 just kind of finds it hot