Where Fears and Lies Melt Away

me: *holding a gun to donald ducks head* heal me you stupid bitch

without playing kingdom hearts this post just looks like donald duck is my therapist and i’m fed up with the coping mechanisms he’s teaching me

LMAO 😂

this is a feature film. where are the awards??

I love this lmfao 😂😂 and why is he running with the baby when he could've gotten back in the car?? 😂

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out 

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

"If I was me, where would I have put it?" Is a phrase I repeat like a maddened sorceror, chanting nonsense incantations, as I search for a small object that I distinctly remember putting somewhere, while thinking, "Ah ha! If I put it here, I won't lose it!"