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UGH I Fucking hate how Tumblr banded porn god damn I ducking hate Tumblr

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this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Reblog pls
isn’t the point of tumblr to not be for kids
5 years later they’re following through with gust garbage promise
Tumblr made no nut November permanent
“Reblog if you want your followers to send you some TURBOLEWD asks”
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A new set of asks for the less vanilla, and with more ideas for people to write off of.
1. If you could have any 5 sex toys bought for you, no strings attached, what would you choose? Money is no object.
2. Would you be turned on by having sex in a place where you know strangers would see you?
3. What part of your body makes you feel the sexiest?
4. What sorts of depraved things would you do for $10,000 cash?
5. How many times have you gotten yourself off in one session?
6. How many times has someone else gotten you off in one session?
7. How rough do you like your sex? Give examples.
8. What is your weirdest/most unlikely to happen IRL kink that you cannot explain easily?
9. If you were organizing a group sex thing, how many people would be the ideal number? Why? Suggest positions.
10. How many sharpie markers do you think you could fit in your asshole?
11. What is the last piece of porn, erotica photography or whatever that you got off to? Bonus points if you can link it.
12. Describe the most awkward time you were aroused that you can remember. What caused it? Did anyone notice?
13. You have been given the ability to take the form of any person you want for 24 hours, what do you do with this ability? Who do you take the form of? What do you do to yourself or with other people in this new body?
14. Describe the last fantasy you remember having, or your favorite fantasy.
15. Would you go to a fetish dungeon/converntion etc, or have you done so? Describe what you might do or have done if you have.
16. Do your parents know about your kinks? Your family? How do they know, and was it embarrassing if they found out?
17. Have you ever fantasized about someone related to you?
18. Have you ever fantasized about an IRL celebrity? Who?
19. Are you a Dom/me, a sub or a Switch?
20. Are you interested in dating or meeting other people for sex?
Please do not ask more than 3 questions per ask, and if you are being asked, try to answer in some detail. Have fun with it.
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You know growing up and learning history I didn’t think I would ever see stuff like this play out, but here I am!!! In 2017!!! Fuck white supremacists!!!

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Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.
He seduced his way out, naturally.
A true bard
Mood: Definitely Qrow
*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice
it’s summer here so…well, in my mind this makes sense
she blep

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that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
my body is ready
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
So far I’ve gotten fight me, pop corn, SJELETONS, and toe
This probably won’t work
I WAS WRONG I GOT ‘BEEB’ NINE TIMES
Wait, does this actually work?
They can’t always be awake…..
N/M…….
oh wow lol
no freaking way…i did not believe but now i do
SOMEONE JUST SENT ME ‘PLATE’ 5 TIMES IM SCREAMING
What the actual hell does this really work
I’m curious.
I am no longer curious.
there’s five of these.
is this a motherfucking loop
Pshhhhh this ain’t true
????
I gotta know if this is real
This can't be real

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Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.
Here’s to every brave warrior.
Here’s to you.
Here’s to me.
I have never hit the fcking reblog button so goddamned fast
You’re greeted by a small group of Pennies.
What do you do?