burnt pancakes

Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste

your url just makes it better

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

art imitates life, life imitates art

gluttony vs lust

My eyes immediately went to that 👀

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

this is beautiful

I hate this site

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

I think it’s funny when it’s busy at Starbucks and the gay baristas get mean

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet