Pigeon Princess

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

are you charmed by how pathetic I am

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

tumblr is basically a big “close friends” but with people i don’t know

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

it’s the devotion and repression and also the armor

I bet someday they will invent a way to talk about ocs that doesn't feel like I'm holding everyone around me hostage. Smiles. I bet they will.

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!