Waleb Kalsh

this is all i need in life

anameows

this is all i need in life

Spoil a movie by telling your friend “ice cube dies” before they watch it. They’ll be waiting for ice cube to appear and die the whole time

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

Sometimes you log on Tumblr and something hits your dash that makes you just get up and walk away so you can lie on the floor and open-mouthed horse laugh and today this post was that thing

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

This is the best one

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

I can’t believe it

THIS IS MY OTHER FAVOIRTE VINE

Lmfao

WTFFF

I got so scared until I see the person catch the dog oh man