if our love died, would that be the worst thing?

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

everyone and their mother has tagged this as tf2. what the hell is going on in that game

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

How are my sweetie pees