Rock Lee For Hokage

By now it's obvious I love the Hyuugas and a sweet anon the other day made me imagine genin Hinata working hard on her own to find a way to cancel the branch seal and start her little revolution with Neji.

and for a long time gaara cannot figure out why it is so out of place why does she do this and then he realizes and it almost seems obvious. She does it because growing up she and Kankuro always had to be especially careful of full moons as that’s when Shukaku became the most violent within gaara, so memorizing them was necessary for survival.

“Single Use Clothing Sasuke” is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out.

The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing.

Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he’s 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there’s a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits.

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