Kait Vas Normandy

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

thinness is not the end-all-be-all, i promise you. don’t waste your youth, your energy, your light obsessing over it.

For as janky as it tends to be there is something massively adorable in how some folks get so passionate about the fictional sports tournament in neopets to the point where it actually resembles hype for irl sports teams except instead of human people they're going wild over a demon dog and a cat wearing legwarmers

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

Be so completely yourself that everyone wants to kill you