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Might turn off both and pretend neither sport exists

Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

let’s sacrifice the bologna driver for rome boy’s roland garros title

being into sports as someone that hates and dreads change is crazy

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese