we're safe

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

The opening of RE4 is some of Leon Kennedy's best work imo. He starts off by heavily implying he was kidnapped and coerced into being a government dog. He then immediately clarifies that's what happened, in case you missed the ominous quotations marks in the previous line. He goes "Yeah the dehumanization and the physical abuse has been rough, but at least it helps me dissociate from the crippling PTSD". Then we smashcut to him in an uber, failing at smalltalk.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings